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Velocity: Terminal 5 Drive all 5 Terminal Velocity Pack cars (Single Player)

Hopes and Dreams Complete level 21.

(Thanks, 2020.

Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future:

Thanks, 2021.)

A Friend in Need Protect your brother-in-law in Episode 20.

PERFECT STRANGERS Win a flawless victory in a ranked kombat

Monarch Win 20 rounds of Soul King

Overstrike Complete all missions on normal difficulty.

Just a Box While in Guerrilla mode, complete an infiltration sequence without being detected

Cleared Tairon Under Alert Completed Chapter 10.

Huge Katamari Created a katamari over 10,000km.

Garden Table Complete level 22.

(It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)

Payne In The Ass Story Complete [HARDCORE]

Drone Complete level 23.

(We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)

House Complete level 24.

(Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)

Otter Complete level 25.

(Absolutely otterrific!)

Hop, Step, Jump Isn't jumping sooo much fun?

How Do Ya Like Me Now? Receive a parting gift in Episode 21.

Stage 1: Play the Game Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).

Let’s Get Physical Achieve stats over 80 for both Strength and Speed

Masterminds GTA Online: Complete all 3 Criminal Mastermind challenges in The Doomsday Heist.

Noodle Bowl Complete level 26.

(Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)

Shackdaddy wannabe? Complete 50 Events with Funkies

Haven Hunter Successfully opened up all possible camps

Interfectorem Draconis Kill the Red Dragon in the Upper City.

National Gold Earn a gold medal or better for each event in the “National Park” Challenge Series

Envy King Obliterated Weirdo

Don't try this at home Complete 20 Stunts

Arts and Crafts Customize a mask.

Subzero Hero Obtain clothing to get a survivable temperature rating of -22°C / -7°F.

Big Spender Spent 30,000 on goods from the store

Sherlock Complete level 27.

(Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)

Wrestler Complete level 28.

(It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)

Assassin Vs. Machine You completed Train Runner before the train arrives at the station

Ch.1 Netherworld Honor Student Complete I am indeed the No.1 Honor Student!

Photographer Viewed a photo in the Photo Album.

Win online Come first in an online event.

Gotta Get Rifty Complete "Rifty Business"

Naughty King Obliterated Casanova

Nirvana Complete Part IV: Nirvana.

Taster Session Try all the game modes in Single Player Race

Arcade Machine Complete level 29.

(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Flower Complete level 30.

(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

Silver bullet Obtain a silver medal in 10 different challenges

Blaze of Glory Put an end to your wrath once and for all.

Treadmill Complete level 31.

(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Chicken Complete level 32.

(Which came first, the chicken...)

Chopping Board Complete level 33.

(...or the...)

Most Impressive Max out a character's partner rank

I Am Number One In The Universe! Clear the Frieza Saga: Frieza Soldier route

Let's Fight Together As One Fight as part of a team in Co-op Mode

You Found Me! Discover and fight Hidden Kombatant 1 in Arcade Ladder