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The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Champion Win the Season Championship

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Moronic Drone Get a job

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond