Fallen_Primarch

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Switch Hitter Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Heated Conflict Take out 10 soldiers with active Heat

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Falling to Pieces Completed Episode 19.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Hangman Defeat 20 enemies with gunfire by aiming while hanging.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Bolt-Ons Unlock 10 Character Heads or Skins.
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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Not So Special Take out 10 Special Forces soldiers

Vaulting Your Way To The Top Reach level 25.
0/25

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

An Unguarded Moment Completed Episode 20.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

No Rest for the Virtuous Completed Episode 21.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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That Was Cold Complete mission "Lair of the Harpy".

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Builder Reach settlement level 3

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.