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Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Past Mistakes Complete Episode 2.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

You Work for Me Now Recruit and assign a Legendary NPC for your ship.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Evil Unearthed Complete Episode 3.

BOOM! Kill 30 enemies by shooting a fire arrow at oil jars.

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Old Habits Complete all locations.

Scourge of the Aegean Sink your first Epic Ship.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

Earn Them All! Earn every trophy.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Rescue Me Save Pandora