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Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond