Fabio-Zero

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off