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Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies