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Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Like a Rhinestone Bandicoot Earn half of the Clear Gems

Castle Guide Beat the game within 2 hours

Enlightenment Acquire all trophies

Super License Complete the S License.

Grand Tour Complete the "Grand Tour" Special Event.

Aces In Spades Ace 10 different Story levels in a row

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Shuriken Master Defeated every single enemy in the ninja course.

Uber Prize Collector Collect 100% of Story prize bubbles

Ace Story Mode Ace every level in the story mode

Wanted You achieved the highest personal rank possible in multiplayer.

1440 Minutes of Create Spend 24 active hours in Create mode

The Whole Picture Complete all Timelines

TBoGT: Gone Down Complete all base jumps. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic You won in all variations of multiplayer games.

TBoGT: Snow Queen Complete 25 drug wars. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Darkness Falls Complete "The Corrupted" or "Warden of Nothing" on Master difficulty or higher.

Watch Out for Falling Objects Make a part of your car fall off while driving.

Colorful Collect 256 paint colors.

TBoGT: Catch the Bus Dance perfectly in both Tony's nightclubs. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Expert Series Complete Complete the Expert series of Race Events.

Within One Hundredth Win a race by a margin of 0.01 seconds or less.

I'm Alive! Finish any stage without dying.

Multi-Millionaire Possess an insane amount of money.

Dancing On The Ceiling Travel 17.5 metres on walls and ceilings

Arch Rivals Achieve a one-two finish in a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X and a Subaru IMPREZA WRX STI.
(Must be the Lancer Evolution X GSR P.P. '07,
and either the IMPREZA WRX STI '07 or the IMPREZA Sedan WRX STI '10.)

An Exotic Journey Collect 15 Forsaken Exotic weapons or pieces of armor.

Head in the Clouds Equip a pair of wings.

Gran Turismo Karting Experience Complete the "Gran Turismo Karting Experience" Special Event.

Juggler Impress Mona with your skills.

Into Orbit Launch yourself into space.

TBoGT: Bear Fight Win the L.C. Cage Fighters championship. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Fashion Statement Equip armor or vanity clothing in all three social slots.

Bloodbath Survive a blood moon, where the rivers run red and monsters swarm aplenty.

Beyond the Autobahn Drive 12,718km in total - the length of all Germany's Autobahns combined.

Exotique Collect 10 Forsaken Exotic weapons or armor.

Bulldozer Destroy a total of 10,000 tiles.

Is This Heaven? Find a floating island.

Top Gear Test Track Complete the "Top Gear Test Track" Special Event.

A Star is Born Train a B-Spec driver up to Class 30 or above.

A Faint Light Obtained all endings in Chapter 00.

Rock Bottom Reach the deepest of depths.

It's Getting Hot in Here Spelunk deep enough to reach the molten underworld.

Marathon Medalist Travel a total of 26.2 miles on foot.

Well Met Defeat all of the wandering travelers.

Fashion Statement Complete a Collections Badge.

Taking A Liberty Sorry for taking liberties with your time.

Goblin Punter Triumph over a goblin invasion, the pointy-eared warriors and their shadowflame sorcerers.

Librarian Build some bookshelves to improve your enchantment table.