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Gnarly Wave Car surf on a Comet while it explodes

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Check It Out Capture 10 Checkpoints (Solo Campaign only)

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Alpha Guerrilla Successfully complete 5 Bandido Operations

Unstoppable Wanderer Reach Level 25

Animal Control Kill 300 Creatures

Montero Justicia Recruit the Monteros

Fist Meet Ground Kill 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

A New Steed Obtain and equip a new personal vehicle.

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Sizzling Scarlet Hero Complete Claire's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

A Small Carbon Footprint Take 14000 steps or fewer in one playthrough.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Glamping Build one of each Camp Facility (Solo Campaign only)

Leon "S." Kennedy Complete Leon's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Hardcore College Student Complete Claire's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Hardcore Rookie Complete Leon's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Masshole Kill 300 People

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty