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Turtle Power Do a team Timed Block with three players

Ah, finally some peace and quiet Collected all Collectibles

Down Low Try all high-five combinations

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Ordon't You Glad I Didn't Say Eridium Kill 50 Ordonite enemies.
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Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Full House Sinner Have on your conscience every sin Johanka can think of.

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Cleric's Pet Report to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing going on in the province.

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Looking for Work at the Top of the World Complete all side missions on the Whispering Glacier.
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Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Cake or Death Win 100 online games

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

Tubular! Ride the face of the wave for at least 15 seconds on a raft.

Bane of Zane Complete mission "A Zane to Kill For."

Pay to Win Use tokens to open a chest.

AI Psychosis Defeat all bosses in PRIVATE DICK.
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Hardcore Henry Finish the game in Hardcore Mode.

'Tis but a scratch Finish the game in Hardcore Mode with all negative perks.

Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates Assassinate 20 Pirates within a single game as a Ninja in online games

Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas Annihilate 20 Ninjas within a single game as a Pirate in online games

Murdered & Acquired Complete mission “Murders & Acquisitions”.

Basic Bronze Win all the Prestige events

Artillery Make 15 or more 3-pointers with any team, in a non-simulated game.

Detoxed and Ready to Rock Defeat all bosses in The Toxic Scowl.
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The Closer Hold the opposing team to 0 points in the final two minutes of regulation, in a non-simulated game.

G Dominance Win by at least 50 points with any team, in a non-simulated game.

The Full Flock Select all mission choices in “Murders & Acquisitions” using mission replay on the same character.
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Total Ranker Win 40 online Ranked matches across at least 3 game modes.

Swing of the Axe Defeat the Executioner

Killer Instinct Defeat Marchosias

The Puppetmaster Unlock Maxwell

Secret Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing Defeat Yngya

Ricochet Ricochet a Straight Shot then hit an opponent on the Great Wall track

Far East Tour Winner Win the Far East Tour

Eat the Rich Indoctrinate Midas