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Story Insanity 3 Beat Chapter 3 on Insane Difficulty!

Endless Bow Challenge Defeat the Endless Bow Challenge!

Greatsword Challenge Defeat the Greatsword Challenge!

Inferno Challenge Defeat the Inferno Challenge!

Kick Only Challenge Defeat the Kick Only Challenge!

Laser Challenge Defeat the Laser Challenge!

Raptor Insanity Challenge Defeat the Raptor Insanity Challenge!

Spear Only Challenge Defeat the Spear Only Challenge!

Fool! Jump into the Emperor's forcefield!

How do you like it?? Kick a kick bot to death!

Kick Master Kill 200 enemies by kicking them!

I am Titanium! Reach Titanium in Endless Mode!

Colonel Survive for 30 minutes in a single round

Last Resort 2 kills while possessing a medic or engineer

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Undead Conqueror Defeat 500 Undead

Proud Pet Owner Own 50 unique pets

MITT: After a while, Crocodile Drive the ÖBB 1020 for 102.0 kilometers within the speed limit

MITT: Mountain Climber Complete 5 scenarios on Mittenwaldbahn

MITT: Rumbling Success Complete 20 services on Mittenwaldbahn

MITT: Compulsive Orderliness Complete all route tasks on Mittenwaldbahn

Dungeon Master Reach Level 10

Safe-Cracker Unlock a safe

Hidden Treasure Unlock a "big chest"

Bodybuilding Eat a protein bar

Own the Toy Box Unlock all trophies

Brass Hat Complete All German Levels and Ration Tickets

Spider-tron Challenge Defeat the Spider-tron Challenge!

Attack of the Enemy Zombies Can you defeat the Enemy Zombies?

Ride or Die Challenge Defeat the Ride or Die Challenge!

Co-op Ride or Die Challenge Defeat the Co-op Ride or Die Challenge!

Platinum Clone Is this human made out of Platinum? It must be since they got every single achievement in the Danger Zone. Incredible!

Story Insanity 4 Beat Chapter 4 on Insane Difficulty!

Endless Armor Challenge Defeat the Endless Armor Challenge!

Random Upgrade Challenge Defeat the Random Upgrade Challenge!

Bow Master Kill 500 enemies with a Bow!

I am on FIRE! Kill 300 enemies with Flame Breath!

Jetpack Master Kill 300 enemies while jetpacking!

They don't call it Sanium. Reach Insanium in Endless Mode!

Story Insanity 5 Beat Chapter 5 on Insane Difficulty!

Brings us to head Achieve a 1000 headshots

Suppressing Fire 10 kills while using a machine gun emplacement

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Platinum Prestidigitator Collect All Trophies

Elixir Vitae Restore 1,000,000 Health or more using a single spell