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Endless Armor Challenge Defeat the Endless Armor Challenge!

Endless Bow Challenge Defeat the Endless Bow Challenge!

Greatsword Challenge Defeat the Greatsword Challenge!

Inferno Challenge Defeat the Inferno Challenge!

Kick Only Challenge Defeat the Kick Only Challenge!

Laser Challenge Defeat the Laser Challenge!

Raptor Insanity Challenge Defeat the Raptor Insanity Challenge!

Spear Only Challenge Defeat the Spear Only Challenge!

Fool! Jump into the Emperor's forcefield!

How do you like it?? Kick a kick bot to death!

Bow Master Kill 500 enemies with a Bow!

Kick Master Kill 200 enemies by kicking them!

I am Titanium! Reach Titanium in Endless Mode!

Dead Eye 10 kills while possessing a sniper

Last Resort 2 kills while possessing a medic or engineer

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Platinum Prestidigitator Collect All Trophies

MITT: After a while, Crocodile Drive the ÖBB 1020 for 102.0 kilometers within the speed limit

MITT: Mountain Climber Complete 5 scenarios on Mittenwaldbahn

MITT: Rumbling Success Complete 20 services on Mittenwaldbahn

MITT: Compulsive Orderliness Complete all route tasks on Mittenwaldbahn

Swimming Lessons Find the "Poolrooms" level

Party Starter Find "Level FUN"

Forge Upgrade a weapon

Old Kingdom Discover the "Castle" levels

Artisan Find a crafting blueprint

Solace Find the "safe level"

Own the Toy Box Unlock all trophies

Brass Hat Complete All German Levels and Ration Tickets

Spider-tron Challenge Defeat the Spider-tron Challenge!

Attack of the Enemy Zombies Can you defeat the Enemy Zombies?

Ride or Die Challenge Defeat the Ride or Die Challenge!

Co-op Ride or Die Challenge Defeat the Co-op Ride or Die Challenge!

Platinum Clone Is this human made out of Platinum? It must be since they got every single achievement in the Danger Zone. Incredible!

Story Insanity 4 Beat Chapter 4 on Insane Difficulty!

Random Upgrade Challenge Defeat the Random Upgrade Challenge!

I am on FIRE! Kill 300 enemies with Flame Breath!

Jetpack Master Kill 300 enemies while jetpacking!

They don't call it Sanium. Reach Insanium in Endless Mode!

Story Insanity 5 Beat Chapter 5 on Insane Difficulty!

Brings us to head Achieve a 1000 headshots

Colonel Survive for 30 minutes in a single round

Suppressing Fire 10 kills while using a machine gun emplacement

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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