EvilGerald

A Fine Vintage Use both The Blood and The Wine over the course of a single campaign

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

Tour de Fork Complete the Forked Tower: Magic (Extreme) for the first time.

Omnipotent Obtain the Golden Knob

Killing Moon Successfully complete the K2: Secrets of the Coven module on Blood Moon difficulty

Ducal Destruction Successfully complete the K3: Curse of the Court module on Blood Moon difficulty

Reverse Card Hit a Bloodsucker with a Fractured Proboscis

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

The worst! You've been your WORST self. Congratulations? (Only offline games)

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Caganer You unveiled the secrets of the greatest Catalan traditions. (Only offline games)

I wanna buy... your heart You dated the game's shopkeeper. What a plot twist! (Only offline games)

Enter the Coven You saved the world and you brought Joy to Monster Prom. Sweet! (Only offline games)

01101001 00100000 00111100 00110011 00100000 01110101 You saved Calculester and went to prom with him. Robolove! (Only offline games)

Polyamorous You've gone to prom with all 8 main love interests. What a Casanova! (Only offline games)

Great Commander You aided in the failed attempt to conquer the 8th Circle of Hell. (Only offline games)

Hey, listen! You helped to bring peace to a fighter's heart. (Only offline games)

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Just Cards Beat the campaign without installing any grafts or assigning any perks.

Machinist Win a combat by playing only item cards.

Efficiency Win any campaign or brawl with 7 or less cards in your battle deck.

Wowie! You took the cutest orange blob ever to prom. (Only offline games)

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

No Upgrades Complete the campaign or brawl without upgrading any cards.

Total Upgrades Complete the campaign or brawl with all your cards and grafts upgraded.

Beloved Get 20 people to love you in campaign or brawl.

Archenemy Get 20 people to hate you in campaign or brawl.

Counter-Play Defeat a boss without playing any attack cards.

Orgy manager Who needs prom when you can have an orgy? Good job, champ! (Only offline games)

Prank Masterz! You played the ultimate prank! LOL! (Only offline games)

Capped Out Max out all of your badges in MyCAREER.

Did I... Win? Get all trophies

Database Complete Unlock all Lucky Charms

The Lord of the Pit Transform all Memory Cards into Holographic

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Ending connoisseur Whoa, you've seen ALL THE SECRET ENDINGS in First Term. (Only offline games)

Well done, player You broke the 4th wall... just for love. (Only offline games)

The one with the big reveal You revealed one of the Coven's biggest secrets ever. (Only offline games)

The one with the evil twin You faced the evil version of a Coven member. (Only offline games)

Ultimate Trip You went on the weirdest trip ever. (Only offline games)

Christmas Dinner You got the best Christmas gift: love. (Only offline games)

Raise your hands up Well... that was unexpected. (Only offline games)