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Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
32/34

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
36/57

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
0/5280000

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
405/3000

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
11/12

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

Aerial Predator Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast
0/160

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

The Humanitarian Purchase the Canine Unit and Pediatric Care Base of Operations Upgrade.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

The Particle of God Complete Episode 9: Higgs.

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

I'm Your Die-Hardman Complete Episode 10: Die-Hardman.

The True Horseman COMPLETE the game on APOCALYPTIC difficulty

Catch Find someone to play remote Batarang catch with

Merlin's Beard! Complete all Merlin Trials
46/95

She's waiting for you on the Beach. Complete Episode 12: Bridges.

The City is My Family 100% complete CTNS: Turf Wars

Bring Back My Baby Complete Episode 11: Clifford Unger.

Thank You, Sam Complete Episode 13: Sam Strand.

Thanks for Everything Complete Episode 14: Lou.

The Wages of War Complete the "Aiding a Human" mission

The World's Most Popular Porter Reach a total of 50,000 Likes on the Results Screen.

Covered in Brass Earn 150 different medals.

Sneaking Around Get through the aircraft carrier's bridge area without being noticed.

Pay Your Respects A moment of remembrance

Weapons Master Use all the weapons in the game and kill ten enemies with each of them.

Getaway Complete "Desperate Escape" on any difficulty setting.

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Trapped like Sewer Rats Complete Chapter 7.

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.

Style Points Equip a Cosmetic Armor

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Poetry in Motion Perform a 666 hit combo

Back in My Day Complete the entire game on Veteran.

Heirlooms Collect all the serpent emblems.