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Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Going Gold Complete 50 of the challenges at Gold or better

String Quartet Play a song with 4 Lead Guitarists

Speed Run Finish the Istanbul driving chase in under 2 mins 59.4 secs

STOP - HE'S ALREADY DEAD! Score 15,000 points playing TOTC

Predator Kill 1000 enemies.

Stop Looking At Me! Destroy 20 Watchers. (20/50)

Thumb Kinda Hero Perfect all speed levels

Hear No Evil Collect all Memory Shards in the Shout level

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Warlord of Mars Complete the campaign on Hard.

This Is My World Now Complete the campaign on Impossible.

Paved with Good Intentions Collect all Memory Shards in the Trees level

Challenge of the Supergroup Complete 5 band challenges at Gold or better

250 Closed Caskets Reduce 250 enemies to "gibs" (cannot be completed in multiplayer).

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Relatively Precise Complete any level with a hit percentage above 60%.

Curiosity Killed the Cat Collect all Memory Shards in the Steam level

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Faction Leader Unlock all other trophies.

On a Roll Kill 10 opponents in a row during one match.

Freedom Fighter Survivor Missions: Complete a wave in any Survivor Mission

Killing Spree Kill 20 opponents in one match.

Gunship Down Destroy 1000 Gunships
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Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

All Good Things Come to an End Collect all Memory Shards in the Planes level

Novice Obtain the rank of Novice.

Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

Triple Perfectionist Get Three Triple Perfects in Each World

Strong Enough to Prevail Finish the campaign on Medium (cheating may disable this trophy).

Soldier Obtain the rank of Soldier.

The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Dermal Lesion Clear The Root of the Tower on Hard.

Actions Speak Louder Than Words Collect all Memory Shards in the Pearls level

Stick That In Your Archive Complete the game in single player mode.

Mercenary Obtain the rank of Mercenary.

Commando Obtain the rank of Commando.

Triage Revive 10 teammates in one match.

Tunnel Vision Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 800ml of blood

Three Dollar Dave! Collect three hundred pennies!

Lone Gunman Kill all members of the opposing team alone. (8-player Team Battle)

All Mine Kill all other players in an 8-player Deathmatch.

Clarity of Mind Complete all five Memory Shards mosaics

Elite Obtain the rank of Elite.

Ant Farmer Kill 10000 Ants
Good start!

Chopper's Choice Beat the game on Hard
Rule #3

Slayer Obtain the rank of Slayer.