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Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest