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Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Hacked a Safe The player has successfully hacked a safe

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Defeated Dr. Steinman The player has defeated the crazed Dr. Steinman

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Badges Collect all badges.

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.