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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Hacked a Safe The player has successfully hacked a safe

Defeated Dr. Steinman The player has defeated the crazed Dr. Steinman

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79