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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.