EquipSwordonself

Enjoy Your Powers Collect all trophies

…Bada Boom! Defeat 20 Enemies in a row with Homing Missiles

Professional Complete 50% of all Challenges

Great Responsibility 50 Hostage Saves

Beta Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Expert Complete 75% of all Challenges

Gamma Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
0/10

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
0/25

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

OCD Get all other trophies in the game