EquipSwordonself

Enjoy Your Powers Collect all trophies

…Bada Boom! Defeat 20 Enemies in a row with Homing Missiles

Professional Complete 50% of all Challenges

Great Responsibility 50 Hostage Saves

Beta Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Expert Complete 75% of all Challenges

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Gamma Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Open Sez Me Open the Precursor Door

The Orbist Collect 100 Precursor Orbs

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
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Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
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Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time