Enjoirider

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.