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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Badges Collect all badges.

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag