Emo-Dandy

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

The Mad King's End Kill the Skeleton King.

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Breaking Not So Bad Use a merchant to repair an item.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Avid Shopper Purchase all items from the supply shack

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
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Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Ancient Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Ruins.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

IPXSETUP.EXE Win a Multiplayer match

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

First Encounter Complete an Encounter.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Exploratory Laboratory Complete Level 3 - Exploratory Laboratory

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Compulsive Complete every Challenge

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

No Stone Unturned Achieve 100% game completion

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game