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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

More practice Complete the aiming training

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps