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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.