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Last Man Standing (MP) Win one round in battle mode.

Glorious Mother Faction (MP) Win a round of team deathmatch mode.

Bullseye Hit 20 ball targets.

Dead God ∞%

Check Out My Fresh Kicks Reach level 10 with a Battle Boots Legend.

Monument's Fresh Etch Complete all stages in both Normal and Agony modes in any 4 series of [Umbral Monument]

Good Samaritan Help a lord or party win a fight.

Ruin the Raid (MP) Win in Conquest mode.

Five Second Rule Serve food after dropping it.

I'd Rather Be SHINAYYY Buy a Goldforged item from the store.

Bonus Revenue Complete a night of Fizzy Faz without wasting any ingredients.

Tiny Dancer Throw a Minireena.

Light's Out Smash 8 light bulbs.

Taking Candy From a Baby Eat your patient’s candy.

Elite Warrior (MP) Win a round of deathmatch mode.

Open Your Eyes See the world as it really is.

You Are What You Eat You ate the glue. What is wrong with you?

Splash Zone Find an alternate Log Ride flume.

Harvest Moon Hit Moon in the face with the pumpkin.

GGY Beat all high scores.

Babyface Shaved my face.

Sold into Slavery Sell 5 people to the ransom broker.

Sven's Training Complete Sven's Training.

Now I Can Use Black in Strikeout Reach level 25 with 3 Legends

Hit for the Cycle Hit opponents with all 6 of a Legend's Signature Attacks in 10 different matchmaking games.

Choppy Chop Chop (MP) Slay 50 foes with slashing weapons.

Seeing Red Did you know, there are two mallets?

Snap Only hit Helpy during round 1.

Holy Diver Kill or wound at least 500 enemies.

They Had It Coming Shoot those Plushbabies!

Shish Kebab (MP) Perform 25 lance kills while mounted.

Mace in yer Face! (MP) Kill 25 foes with a blunt weapon.

Throwing Star (MP) Kill 25 people with throwing weapons.

Old Dirty Scoundrel Have a -50 relation with a lord, village, or faction.

Sassy! As a female character get into a duel with male lord by insulting him.

Spoil the Charge (MP) Kill 50 cavalry while on foot, the enemy must be killed while mounted.

The Huscarl (MP) Kill 50 foes with throwing axes.

Nobody Likes a Loser Make Roxy presentable.

Boop Boop Funtime Freddy's nose.

Remember Jeremy? Retrieve a memory.

To Hell and Back Reach Wave 26 in Horde mode with Damage set to 100% or lower

Royality Payment Be granted your first fief.

Monty Understudy Make a Monty costume.

Harassing Horseman (MP) Kill 100 people with mounted projectiles.

Graveyard Shift In Fizzy Faz, make a “graveyard”.

Gobble Gobble Bowl a turkey!

Lobotomy Killed twenty survivors or infected with a head-shot.

Everyone's Favorite Boss Give every ingredient station S.T.A.F.F. bot a break within a round.

It's Not Easy Paint a S.T.A.F.F. Bot, Roxy, and Shattered Roxy with all dark green makeup.

All You Can Eat Eat edible objects in the game for ever and ever and ever.