ElderlyGoose

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Lateral Thinker Solve 25% of Riddler challenges

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Insomnia's Waking Nightmare Completed the Prologue.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive