ElderlyGoose

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Recurring Nightmare Face your biggest fears and keep your sanity

Moronic Drone Get a job

Zsasz Cut Down To Size Save Dr. Young from being killed by Victor Zsasz

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Solitary Confinement Capture and lock up Harley Quinn

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John