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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Evil Unearthed Complete Episode 3.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Scourge of the Aegean Sink your first Epic Ship.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

Egg on Your Face Defeat a Majini with a rotten egg.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Hero for Hire Win your first on land conquest battle in any region (excluding Megaris in Hero's Journey).