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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

The King Is Dead Decide Pagan Min's fate (Campaign only).

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Drive-By Kill 25 enemies while shooting and driving (Campaign only).

Exorcist Remove or destroy 15 Masks of Yalung (Campaign only).

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Gearhead Complete 3 Kyrati Films: Racing or Kyrati Films: Survival activities (Campaign only).

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

From A Distance Kill a target from 60m or more with an arrow or bolt (Campaign only).

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Hang Ten Perform 30 Air Tricks in a row without touching the ground
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Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire