Edelmo

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits