EXSHALON

Wall-Crawler Drive on the dome walls for a total of 5 minutes

Helen's Pride Score 6 Goals in a single game

Singles Club Win a 1v1 game

Turbocharger Use your Rocket Boost for a total of 5 minutes

Double Up Win a 2v2 game

Traveler Play a game in six different Arenas

Minute to Win it With only 60 seconds left, Win a game in which you were tied or trailing

Still A Show-Off Score a goal while reversing

Grease Monkey Customize the Decal, Topper, Rocket Boost and Wheel on a car

Speed Demon Completely fill and then empty your Rocket Boost 10 times in a single match

Pitch Veteran Play a total of 20 games across any game mode

Know the Drill Complete a Practice Drill

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Champion Win the Season Championship

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Stocked Collect 150 Items