ENGLISHMOFOS

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Bittersweet Complete the game

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

How I Learned to Fly Finish the game in 175 turns or fewer.

Danger Time Complete the game after draining your phone to 0% battery.

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

Cryptic Messages Scan a Xenoglyph

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Rite of Passage Complete Shadow of the Tomb Raider on Rite of Passage difficulty

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Weigh Them Down Destroyed a Moth enemy with a Bomb.

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Made to Endure Takedown 10 enemies while Endurance is active

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Onetime Gig Complete Chapter 1.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Gunslinger Perform 3 headshots in 3 seconds with the pistol

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Seduced by the City 100% Complete CTNS: The Heist

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Adira's Love Found Adira's Ox Relic.

Frenemies Complete the "Old Friends" mission

Expert Reach Level 25

Steel Skull, Glass Jaw Complete the "Bring the Hammer Down" mission

Antagonist Eradicate the Queen Ant and her minions.

The Image of Faith Complete The Image of Faith.

Treasure Hunter Find and open all the main game Conquistador treasure chests

Adira's Fear Found Adira's Hammer Relic.

You Can't Scare Me! Earn every Trophy.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.