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Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

A Long Time Ago Complete the Prologue.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Depths Below Kill Hades

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.