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Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.