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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).