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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Depths Below Kill Hades

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Ladies Man Successfully entertain Aphrodite

Open Sesame Open the Gates of Tisiphone

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Titan Slayer Kill Cronos

Seeing things from a different perspective Solve Hera's Gardens

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

Freezer Burn Acquire the Boreas Icestorm