Dysonism

The Modest Path Win a Campaign run with the Power Crisis Trinket

Boundless Madness Unlock all Tiles with the Limited Space Trinket

Taxahontas If it moves, tax it!

Wrapped In The Flag 50% of our country is now draped in, in the shadow of, or actually made from flags.

Intergalactic Socialism Bust out the cosmonaut outfits, this socialist utopia is going into orbit.

Festival Of Firearms We now have more guns in the country than we do dogs, cats, people and birds combined.

Infrastructure Addict Transport is bigger and better! Space program is bigger and better! Prisons are bigger and better!

Workers Wonderland Short hours, high wages and agreeable working practices make this a paradise for people in work!

Top Marx We have built a socialist paradise on earth, mostly by banning anything that looks too capitalist.

Successful Liar Your reluctance to stick to manifesto pledges is something of vote winner. Congratulations, I guess.

Secret State Who are we to tell you what to do? Oh, that's right we're a brutal, authoritarian regime.

Healthy Living A healthy nation, is a happy and productive nation (probably).

Shuffle Meister Do all of your ministerial offices come with revolving doors fitted as standard?

Viva La Revolution They said a socialist paradise could not be built, but we have built it here together!

Trophy Collector Obtained all available trophies.

Clear Arcade of the Future Cleared Arcade of the Future.

Photon Blaster Master Collect all trophies

Oh No... Die 5000 Times

Bullet Conscious Beat a level without missing a single shot

Green, Mean and Edgy Beat 4 different levels in Hard Mode

Show Off Beat all levels in Hard Mode

Nothing's Impossible Beat 1 level in Impossible Mode

Except Maybe This Beat 1 level in Impossible Mode while getting all Collectables

Got To Go Fast! Get 8 Bronze Medals in Time Trial Mode

Gottagofast! Get 6 Silver Medals in Time Trial Mode

Grrrgfst Get 3 Gold Medals in Time Trial Mode

One donut to rule them all Become the most popular confectionery in Europe!

Future Star Prepare for future Tryouts by completing all of the 2020 Tryouts tracks under the "Drone Park" map

Major Complete all training missions in Quest 2

Colonel Complete all training missions in Quest 3

Fashion Forward Obtain every accessory

No Machine Left Behind They actually work well together.

Fate Take matters into your own…hands?

Don't Worry, They're Waterproof Take the boat out for the day.

Turnt Up Get things started on the dance floor.

What's the Point Ruin something beautiful.

We Have a Band! Bring Quat, Roo, and Euler to the Main Stage.

The Big Time Sign with a record label.

Thanks for Playing! Complete the game.

Virtuoso Complete all levels.

Family Time Finish the story with two or more players.

First Class Get an A+ on the Airport level.

Credit where credit’s due Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!

RED BARON Unlock Moose

Melon Majesty Unlock all trophies

Double Trouble Merge two Watermelons in a single game for the first time
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Watermelon Supreme Evolve watermelons 10 times in total
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Back to Basics Clear two Watermelons leaving no fruits larger than a Persimmon on the board
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Thank you for playing Table Flip Simulator!

Discount of the Dead Save the survivors.