Dysonism

Handing Out Shiners Defeat Rotatatron With Less Than 3 Hits

Resolution Defend the city from the zeugle threat and subdue the chaos.

Is that a legal move? Pick up a motorcycle and a turnbuckle

Who lives here? Find out who lives on Packmore Island

Stamp Collector Reach rank 3 or higher in the Stamp Collector imp quest

The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

I thought you failed your driver's test Manually drive a total distance of 25km in the Ranger Team's vehicle

CITY ESCAPE Restored! Restore the CITY ESCAPE Stage Gate.
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Wallaciraptor! Knockout 200 enemies in online mode.

Damage Control Completed 10 missions without anyone in critical condition.

Tourist Travel to Muratori.

The Complete Set Collect All 5 Red Star Rings In Any Level

Boat Enthusiast We really like boats

Fragile Alliance Make Roman Khabko kill Vitaly Reznikov and subsequently try to run away on his own.

Cutting The Cord Completed Mission 17 in campaign mode.

It Ain't A Problem For the Man Achieve your destiny as the coolest hero by earning a Cool rating for Stage 6 on Normal difficulty.

The Safe Word is "Bananas"! Beat the Main Campaign on Bananas difficulty.

Why Are Records Made? To Be BROKEN! Set A Personal Best, And Then Break All Of The Numbers On The Results Screen

Hot Tub Reward Machine Deliver the puffer fish in a jacuzzi

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Obtain a Chicken Dinner in Solo.

Conqueror of the Sea Seized the Oil Rig

The URANUS Clear area 4 in play mode or travelling mode.

Let's Settle This Completed Mission 18 in campaign mode.

Pure Poetry Complete all The Pen and the Sword Challenges.

Giant Slayer Completed Mission 19 in campaign mode.

Five Star Contestant Win 5 matches.

Defeated a Scrapper Pack Defeated a Scrapper Pack

Short Fuse Kill an enemy by shooting Ashe’s Dynamite from at least 30 meters away in Quick or Competitive Play.

Beat The Team Beat 1 minute 7 seconds on Construction Site in Detonator.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ride a scuba tank. Weeeeeeee

Mercenary Play 100 Quick play matches as a Fireteam member
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Hidden Depths Completed a squad story for the first time.

True Freedom Commit to living in the new world. For the day when all binds are cut loose.

Employee of the Month Complete an optional Contract Bonus in your Career.

In a League of Their Own Get a score above 1,000,000 points on Crime and Punishment.

Gat Trick In Blood of the Dead, kill the Warden with the Blundergat, Acidgat, and Magmagat in a single game

Historical Reenactment In Blood of the Dead, equip Hell's Retriever, Spoon, Blundergat, and Tommy Gun at the same time

Perfected Get 100 Eliminations while having an active Combat Hybrid Perk in Multiplayer

Calling For Backup Call in 50 Scorestreaks in Multiplayer

Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers) Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

Safehouse Reach Lauren's apartment.

Game Development is Hard Find all six development jokes in the Main Campaign.

Zero Gravity Thrill Ride Complete Asteroid Coaster

Overwatch Platinum Trophy Collect all other Overwatch trophies.

Win Dark Forest 5 times Win Dark Forest 5 times
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Did I do that? Showed that car Who's the Boss

Precision As the Predator, hit a Fireteam member with a combistick throw over 100m

Reaching New Heights Completed Mission 20 in campaign mode.

What A Wonderful World Completed campaign mode.

First Blood Kill Orin while her cultists are performing their ritual chant.