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That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium