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Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge