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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Depths Below Kill Hades

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds