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Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Fish Out of Water Defeat the mutated Moreau.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces

Temporary Measures Place the Giant's Chalice in the ceremony site.

Up Urs! Defeat Uriaș in the stronghold.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

A Road Less Traveled Complete the mission "The Road To Sanctuary".

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

Royale with Cheese Defend Burger Town.

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel