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You're the disease, I'm the cure Finish the Ironbro campaign

Deliciously Disgusting Make a pineapple pizza

True King Beat the game.

Stick 'em with the pointy end! Hit enemies with a thrust attack 200 times
14/200

Down Low Try all high-five combinations

Pest Control Kill 100 Plains Beasts
0/100

Scaling the Ladder Reach level 80.

Cruise Controlled Race through Level DC02 without letting go of boost!

Bounty Hunter Defeat all escaped prisoners
0/6

Car Pool Ride the Silicate Harvester with three other dwarves and kill five enemies each without leaving.

Best party Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Strange delivery Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Castle Never Complete the Epic Dungeon, Castle Never

Maze Master Complete the Maze Engine campaign

Masterier Fully complete a set of Masteries for any Skate God

Best race Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Submeria High and Low 100% Submeria Region
0/100

Oh Crab! Find the Crab Village.

Wounded Win a run with Wounded

A Touch of Acumen Get gold stamps in a Time Attack or Performance arena challenge.

On the Sixth Day... You had more gold than you could carry.

Easter Island Clear all trees from a single land.

Best mic Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Miniature Replica Soldier! Crank up the 'Miniature Replica Soldier' theme song.

Secrets of Source 100% Source Region
0/100

Visitor From A Dying World Defeated the Core Commander

Infleeencer Flee 42 times.

Armor-Retentive (Middle Rift) Craft the entire set of Middle Rift armor.

Rule #4 Watch your bullet drop

Customer is King Sell 1 piece of crap.

Restoration Unlock all Weapon Altars upgrades

Best concert Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Dude, where's my square car? Drive a compacted vehicle

Too Grindy Achieve 1,000 Perfect Grinds

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Airborne Exterminator Destroy 10 Raknoids in Orb Vallis while airborne.
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In a Rush Gained over 200% movement speed

Silver-Tier Employee Earn a Silver promotion.

Burntrock Hero Unlock and beat the Local Hero level in Burntrock

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Tamer of Demogorgon Earn Gold victory in Demogorgon

Karl Would Be Proud Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Daredevil of the Wasteland Jump off all Ramps

Well-Read Read every book.

Secure, Protect, Leave Get gold stamps in a Capture arena challenge.

Rock Solid Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row.
0/5

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Pirta Uncovered 100% Pirta Region
19/100

The Heart of the Cards Obtain the Oracle Card deck