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You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.