Dormimundo

The Gang War Complete all Crimes in a district

Prohibition Take down each Hammerhead Front

There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

The Auror's Apprentice Find the Map Chamber as a Hufflepuff

Screwy Get Spectacular or better in all Screwball Challenges

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Dark Allegiances Apprehend Scarecrow's senior commander.

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
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Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
6/34

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
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Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Nobody's Perfect Played Jak X Combat Racing

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Recovered Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Yet Here We Are You have avenged Sammy and Ellis

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows

The City is My Family 100% complete CTNS: Turf Wars

Merlin's Beard! Complete all Merlin Trials
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I'm Goin' In! Attacked a Racket without killing any Enforcers

Before They Bury You Decided Lincoln's fate

The Wages of War Complete the "Aiding a Human" mission

Pink Eye Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Knit Sack region around Pink Eye's Stronghold

New Bordeaux Drifter While driving, drifted for at least 5 seconds

Trust Reached the Loyal state with one Underboss

Keep Up the Good Work Clear all threat in Gutgash's territory

Razing Legend Take down all Scrotus camps

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Grind 'n' Bear It Used the Grinder to create an item.

Walk it Off Complete the game using only 3 First Aid Meds or less.

Just Get Me Outta Here Complete the game within 4 hours.