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Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Need a hand? Join another player's game.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
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The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

The Good Saxon Complete the East Anglia Arc

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Masshole Kill 300 People

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.