Dogwelder

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Moronic Drone Get a job

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold