DogsArentReal

Speedrunner Beat in less than 1:30

Phase 4 mission accomplished Shutdown fourth military base

Survivor Complete your mission without dying

Apocalyptic Destroy Earth

Curious Try all three game modes

Good Company Summon every Elder at the same time.

Savior Give light to every statue in the Eye of Eden in a single run.

Chained Coffin Defeated Hans Rudolf von Werner

The Nature of the Beast Fill the bestiary

Long distance caller Put Scheherazade to rest

Chrono Warp Reach a ball speed of one thousand

Hierarchy Note Read the Hierarchy Note.

Hasta La Vista Baby Find Irvine three times.

Nature loves the fierce and bold Kill the Higher Beings.

The coffin man Go for a post-game run

KILLED THE CREATORS Complete the Dev Gnomes battle.

BULL-istic Use 10 lift gates without landing

Mass KO Production Hit three players in a row

Suicide Kill yourself

Is there an end...? Reach the end of the corridor.

Grand Slam Reach a ball speed of one million

E-BULL-ient Use 5 consecutive Boost pills with no collisions

Goodbye, Mr. Deneveux Collect all 10 Deneveux diary entries

Valkyrie Win 100 ranked games through matchmaking

Pancakes! Rank up all three boss blessing slots in a single run

Lethal Rivals Rally the ball back and forth for at least ten times

Clutch Bunt the ball at 1000 speed or above

Rescuer Finish one mission with no casualties

Collector Collect every Xenosphere

Rookie Player Play a hundred matches

Three Destroy 3 enemies with a single Gigaton Blast

Wake the devil Acquire all Modified-Wyrd trophies

Box full of evil Rank up all three Norn blessings to max in a single run

Heavy Impact Striker Hit a goal in Strikers with a ball of at least 250 speed

EGG-xactly Get every fried egg in level 6

Scholar and a gentleman Collect all lore trophies

Vicious Volley Hit the ball back and forth in Lethal Volley for 16 times

COW-rageous Hands off the controls for 30 seconds

Turn up the heat Complete the first part of the Incinerator.

Good Night, Scheherezade Collect all Trophies

Adept Player Play five hundred matches

Ace Player Play one thousand matches

Clear Skies Beat the story mode

Hero Get rank A in one mission

Supersafe Get maximum shields in Pure mode

Boviation Fly for 50 seconds or longer

OX-istence Become a bull

No Hit Incinerator Part 1 Complete the first part of the Incinerator without getting damaged.

The Multiverse Get a checkmark on every event in the story mode

Super Maiden Over Do three consecutive levels without losing a shield