DogsArentReal

Rookie Player Play a hundred matches

Heavy Impact Striker Hit a goal in Strikers with a ball of at least 250 speed

Wake the devil Acquire all Modified-Wyrd trophies

Box full of evil Rank up all three Norn blessings to max in a single run

Rescuer Finish one mission with no casualties

Three Destroy 3 enemies with a single Gigaton Blast

Scholar and a gentleman Collect all lore trophies

Clear Skies Beat the story mode

Vicious Volley Hit the ball back and forth in Lethal Volley for 16 times

Hero Get rank A in one mission

Collector Collect every Xenosphere

EGG-xactly Get every fried egg in level 6

Good Night, Scheherezade Collect all Trophies

Adept Player Play five hundred matches

Ace Player Play one thousand matches

The Multiverse Get a checkmark on every event in the story mode

COW-rageous Hands off the controls for 30 seconds

Turn up the heat Complete the first part of the Incinerator.

Boviation Fly for 50 seconds or longer

OX-istence Become a bull

No Hit Incinerator Part 1 Complete the first part of the Incinerator without getting damaged.

Supersafe Get maximum shields in Pure mode

PeaceaBULL Finish a level without shooting

No Hit Quantum Battle Complete Professor Orange's quantum battle without getting damaged.

Full House Beat the arcade mode with every character

Super Maiden Over Do three consecutive levels without losing a shield

Non Inflammatory Survive the incinerator.

No Hit All battles Complete all battles without getting damaged.

Rinsing the flags Do 10 consecutive 1000+ point slalom gates

Warmed Up Play every game mode

What a Journey Unlock all trophies

No Hit Incinerator Part 2 Complete the second part of the Incinerator without getting damaged.

End game - Speedrun Beat the game in less than two hours

Teen Spirit Get to level 13 in YOLO mode

The Journey To Basingstoke Finish the game in Normal mode

Precise Get 10 'Perfect' accuracies in one game

End game - Hard Beat the game in hard mode

Can't touch this Do 5 consecutive levels without losing a shield

Target Initiate Obtain 10 pieces of token in Target Challenge mode

Alohomora Unlock a code protected cameo

Savior Finish 3 missions with no casualties

Beast of Universal Love and Light Achieve ultimate transcendence

Pure Dedication Get to level 30 in Pure Mode

Tauroctony Kill 1000 cattle during a game

All Trophies Get every trophy

Super superhero Get rank A in all the missions

Unrestricted Reach the stars in Target Challenge mode

All for one. And one for all. Play a tournament with 4 human players and obtain no more than 2 purple medals at the end

I Have Seen Everything Receive each possible Classic mode medal

Completionist Complete all tokens in Target Challenge mode