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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Champion Win the Season Championship

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...