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Practice Makes Perfcet Smash all four Barons' vehicles in one run

What's Through Here? Go to the Lab

Mmm… Smells Good! Go to the Inside

Still Only Counts as One Score a Megasnail goal

Favouritism Have 3 of the same Morsel at once

Elixir Vitae Restore 1,000,000 Health or more using a single spell

One in a Million Deal over 1,000,000 Damage or more using a single spell

Thank You, Come Again Make a purchase in Tabor Market

Alternate Route Open orange exfil

Meeting The Locals Eliminate 50 Fenix

Gassing Up Fill Generator 50% or more

Scheduled Maintenance Change Water Filter

Did You Even try? Exfil raid with 0 kills

Employee of the Month! Complete everything Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop has to offer!

Cataclysm Complete the Hive Inc. ending.

Inevitable Complete the Cultists ending.

Eldritch Bacon Help Uncle Porkchop become a god.

Ascend Become a god.

Free Kyle Free Kyle of his shackles.

Rapid R.E.N.T. Make first R.E.N.T. in less than 10 minutes (of day time).

Rapid Run Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).

Calm Demeanour Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.

Such a Klutz! Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.

Donut Aficionado Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.

The Full Package Fix one of every module.

Faction Unfriendly Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.

It's Just So Frickin' Cool! Summon the cooler rock.

Wax! Wax Everywhere! Forget to latch the candle mold.

Excavator Open 500 Gem stones
4/500

Winner Winner Pizza Dinner Serve 25 max stars orders.

Maximum break Score the maximum of 147 in a single turn

Monkey King Earn an S-Rank in Monkey Business.

Master of MORTIS Die 100 times.
10/100

All Hail the Cosmic Mouse Defeat the Cosmic Cat

Frogeddaboudit Acquire the Frog Crown

This is the Real Game Get 6363 points in Squeak Gnaw Evil

Queso Serious Go to the Cheese Dream

This Little Piggy Rescue all of the Toenuns

Say Hello to My Little Friend Visit Pippa

A Morb in Time… Unlock the full set of Morbs

You Might Be Good at This Game Defeat the Cosmic Cat in 25 minutes

Don’t Go Changing Beat the game with only your starting Morsel

Kids These Daisies Shoot 20 daisies in a single run

Feed the Bird Lose 663 Cheese to the Heron

You’re Doing Just Fine. Get 5 ailments on a single Morsel

Platinum Prestidigitator Collect All Trophies

The Bigger They Are Eliminate Krtek

Profitable Arrangements Reach 1,000,000 Koruna

Brasshole Craft ammunition in the bunker

Safety In Numbers Squad up with a friend